“SEASON!!!”

What is this “season” you refer to constantly my out of state friends want to know. And so I wineeed myself upon showing up in Naples, FL almost 10 years ago now. Well please allow me to tell you. What we locals refer to as “season” is that super crazed time of year that begins in December and can last until after Easter but is at its height February-March. At that time of year the combination of the “snowbirds” intersects with the families and young people wanting to escape the last dregs of winter over their spring break. So it is a save all year for one vacation fueled intense party. At this time of year our population expounds exponentially. It takes forever to drive across town. You cannot park. You do not want to go to Costco! You cannot get a table at a restaurant. It is similar to what most tourist places experience in summer or ski places in winter. It is the time we make our money and try to make it last until next season. This year I experienced season on steroids when my teens decided to add competitive sports season to this already uber crazed time, with travel all over the state with spring break prices. At these spring break rates our money will definitely not last until next season! 😅But it’s ok. There will be another 🏝️👩‍💻⚽️🤸‍♂️🚗